Help Desk Humor
Saturday, July 26, 2003
What’s an ISP?
ISP stands for Internet Service Provider. Your ISP will allow you to use a modem or a DSL or cable line to log into their network and connect to the internet.
I really don't have anything to say.... WHOA - did that just come out of my mouth, well, not exactly my mouth but I typed it which means I thought it.
Ok, now I'm rambling. So, how do you all like the blogathon going on here? Do you like the Q&A format? yes? no? comments anyone?
And I must admit I'm getting a little jealous. With the blogathon there are monitors to make sure we are in fact, really awake and blogging for our cause. I found a site my monitor is watching as well and they commented on it... but not mine. WAHHHHHH
Oh well - can't win them all. I'm awake and moving. Remember, if you still want to sponsor me you are more than welcome to - I'm up to $27 and I'm happy - course, the higher the better!
Another Blogathoner: Things that make you go HMMMMMMMMMMM
ISP stands for Internet Service Provider. Your ISP will allow you to use a modem or a DSL or cable line to log into their network and connect to the internet.
I really don't have anything to say.... WHOA - did that just come out of my mouth, well, not exactly my mouth but I typed it which means I thought it.
Ok, now I'm rambling. So, how do you all like the blogathon going on here? Do you like the Q&A format? yes? no? comments anyone?
And I must admit I'm getting a little jealous. With the blogathon there are monitors to make sure we are in fact, really awake and blogging for our cause. I found a site my monitor is watching as well and they commented on it... but not mine. WAHHHHHH
Oh well - can't win them all. I'm awake and moving. Remember, if you still want to sponsor me you are more than welcome to - I'm up to $27 and I'm happy - course, the higher the better!
Another Blogathoner: Things that make you go HMMMMMMMMMMM
What exactly is Standby Mode?
When your computer goes into the Standby Mode, this means your computer is actually consuming less electricity but is ready for you to sit down and use it. It’s more than a screensaver but less than actually shutting it down. Just take heed that if your computer is in standby mode and the computer crashes or loses power, everything that is not saved will be lost.
I am really impressed with myself. Aside from the ding dong I snuck in about an hour ago, which of course did not take me out of my range, I've really held onto my weight watchers diet through all of this. I've had no caffeine, aside from the ding dong, and I am feeling great... ok, not great - but at least accomplished.
Alright - I have said ding dong twice. I want another ding dong.
*sigh*
i want a ding dong.
Another Blogathoner: Digital Daydreaming
When your computer goes into the Standby Mode, this means your computer is actually consuming less electricity but is ready for you to sit down and use it. It’s more than a screensaver but less than actually shutting it down. Just take heed that if your computer is in standby mode and the computer crashes or loses power, everything that is not saved will be lost.
I am really impressed with myself. Aside from the ding dong I snuck in about an hour ago, which of course did not take me out of my range, I've really held onto my weight watchers diet through all of this. I've had no caffeine, aside from the ding dong, and I am feeling great... ok, not great - but at least accomplished.
Alright - I have said ding dong twice. I want another ding dong.
*sigh*
i want a ding dong.
Another Blogathoner: Digital Daydreaming
I never thought about using programs to monitor my teen's activity on the internet, but recently I have suspicion that he is surfing porn sites. What can I do right now to find out if he is looking at those sites on the computer when my back is turned?
Eesh – love the teenagers.
My first suggestion would be to go out and buy a web blocking software. If you have AOL, there are even filters that can be set for each user – but in a pinch, there is a file called index.dat that will store a list of files names that have been stored in the Temporary Internet Folder. You cannot find the index.dat just by viewing the Windows Explorer – it is hidden, which is good since if he knows how to delete temporary internet files, then he might not know this.
If you are using Windows 95 or 98, go to the Start button, click FIND FILES or FOLDERS and a box will pop up. In the named field, put in index.dat. In the Look In field, click to see the items in the drop down box and choose My Computer and uncheck the include subfolders box. Then click FIND NOW.
If you are using Windows XP, click the START button, the FOR FILES AND FOLDERS. Then click ALL FILES AND FOLDERS and type index.dat in the all or part of file name box. Under the LOOK IN option, choose My Computer then click MORE ADVANCED OPTIONS and uncheck the Search System Folders and the Search hidden files and folders.
Happy Browsing.
OK... now, I need comments... what is something you want to see me take a picture of and it can't be anything that would be covered by a bikini :-)
Another Blogathoner: Ray
Eesh – love the teenagers.
My first suggestion would be to go out and buy a web blocking software. If you have AOL, there are even filters that can be set for each user – but in a pinch, there is a file called index.dat that will store a list of files names that have been stored in the Temporary Internet Folder. You cannot find the index.dat just by viewing the Windows Explorer – it is hidden, which is good since if he knows how to delete temporary internet files, then he might not know this.
If you are using Windows 95 or 98, go to the Start button, click FIND FILES or FOLDERS and a box will pop up. In the named field, put in index.dat. In the Look In field, click to see the items in the drop down box and choose My Computer and uncheck the include subfolders box. Then click FIND NOW.
If you are using Windows XP, click the START button, the FOR FILES AND FOLDERS. Then click ALL FILES AND FOLDERS and type index.dat in the all or part of file name box. Under the LOOK IN option, choose My Computer then click MORE ADVANCED OPTIONS and uncheck the Search System Folders and the Search hidden files and folders.
Happy Browsing.
OK... now, I need comments... what is something you want to see me take a picture of and it can't be anything that would be covered by a bikini :-)
Another Blogathoner: Ray
What is my computer made up of?
Alright – you asked for it…..
Central Processing Unit (CPU) – This is also known as the “processor.” The CPU does all the binary calculations and is very much the brain of the computer. It makes your programs run.
Hard Drive (or Hard Disk) – This is a special storage device that contains the information needed to operate the computer. This includes programs, the data created by the user (you) and the operating system. The hard drive is not actually the big gray box you set on the floor or on the desk, it is actually a bunch of disks inside the case.
Random Access Memory (RAM) – This is your computer’s memory. The computer does short term tasks here. So, when you open a program, a copy of it is moved from the hard drive to the processor for calculations to occur. When the processor wants to do something special, it uses the RAM to do so. When the program is done with that special task, it is taken out of RAM and ran in the processor again until RAM is needed again. So, when you are working on the computer and it tells you there is not enough memory to perform this task, that means that your processor is trying to send stuff to RAM but cannot because it is already full doing other stuff.
Hmmmm still don't know what to take a picture of, but I just watched over 2000 snakes "do it" on TV. The National Geographic channel is weird.
Another Blogathoner: Delectible Dieting Disasters Mixed with Motherhood
Alright – you asked for it…..
Central Processing Unit (CPU) – This is also known as the “processor.” The CPU does all the binary calculations and is very much the brain of the computer. It makes your programs run.
Hard Drive (or Hard Disk) – This is a special storage device that contains the information needed to operate the computer. This includes programs, the data created by the user (you) and the operating system. The hard drive is not actually the big gray box you set on the floor or on the desk, it is actually a bunch of disks inside the case.
Random Access Memory (RAM) – This is your computer’s memory. The computer does short term tasks here. So, when you open a program, a copy of it is moved from the hard drive to the processor for calculations to occur. When the processor wants to do something special, it uses the RAM to do so. When the program is done with that special task, it is taken out of RAM and ran in the processor again until RAM is needed again. So, when you are working on the computer and it tells you there is not enough memory to perform this task, that means that your processor is trying to send stuff to RAM but cannot because it is already full doing other stuff.
Hmmmm still don't know what to take a picture of, but I just watched over 2000 snakes "do it" on TV. The National Geographic channel is weird.
Another Blogathoner: Delectible Dieting Disasters Mixed with Motherhood
I’m not very computer savvy and this is probably a silly question, but I have a mouse with 3 buttons on it. What are they for? Besides the regular clicking – the other two baffle me.
OK, so you know what the left clicker is for so lets go with the right and the middle buttons. The right mouse button can open up a new host of menu’s – shortcut menus. Go to a blank spot on your desktop and right click – from here you can get to your desktop properties, you can auto-arrange your icons and other things like add a new shortcut. Not bad. You will find that if you highlight something in your word processor, more than likely it will have a right click menu as well. And if you right click on the gray part of a toolbar, you will be able to open and close toolbars easily. Just use it and see what you find. It’s really helpful.
The middle button can be assigned to a shortcut that you want like maybe a double click so you only have to do one middle button click to equal a regular double click. You can assign this in the CONTROL PANEL (click START/SETTINGS/CONTROL PANEL) and you will see an icon for your mouse. In there, you can assign your settings for the third button.
Now, the next fun thing is did you know there are mice with a scroll wheel in the middle? Not only can you assign a function to this, but it makes scrolling internet pages lots easier.
I'm snackish... My butt is numb... My shoulders hurt... BUT I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME! hehehe
Another Blogathoner: Zappagirl's Journal
OK, so you know what the left clicker is for so lets go with the right and the middle buttons. The right mouse button can open up a new host of menu’s – shortcut menus. Go to a blank spot on your desktop and right click – from here you can get to your desktop properties, you can auto-arrange your icons and other things like add a new shortcut. Not bad. You will find that if you highlight something in your word processor, more than likely it will have a right click menu as well. And if you right click on the gray part of a toolbar, you will be able to open and close toolbars easily. Just use it and see what you find. It’s really helpful.
The middle button can be assigned to a shortcut that you want like maybe a double click so you only have to do one middle button click to equal a regular double click. You can assign this in the CONTROL PANEL (click START/SETTINGS/CONTROL PANEL) and you will see an icon for your mouse. In there, you can assign your settings for the third button.
Now, the next fun thing is did you know there are mice with a scroll wheel in the middle? Not only can you assign a function to this, but it makes scrolling internet pages lots easier.
I'm snackish... My butt is numb... My shoulders hurt... BUT I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME! hehehe
Another Blogathoner: Zappagirl's Journal
Can I delete cookies or make it so my computer doesn’t save them?
Yes you can – the easiest way is to delete them using your Windows Explorer. To do it right, don’t forget to close your browser first. Remember, when you delete the cookie, when you go back to that site you are starting from scratch, so if you want to pick and choose which cookies you delete, you can prevent starting from scratch on sites you visit often (like yahoo or excite).
You can set your computer to reject cookies or even prompt you for your approval before it picks the cookie up (this one can get annoying). The options to handling cookies are in your browser’s security options.
Keep in mind that cookies are not dangerous to your computer – they are just a text file BUT (always a but) they can reveal information about yourself… Once a site has gathered your cookie, it does not mean it cannot be shared.
Ya know, I'm really kicking myself in the hiney for not buying a new network card for my laptop. See - then I would be able to sit back in my lazyboy and blog away... course, I might fall asleep.....
Maybe not a good idea after all...
Another Blogathoner: Salamanteri.net
Yes you can – the easiest way is to delete them using your Windows Explorer. To do it right, don’t forget to close your browser first. Remember, when you delete the cookie, when you go back to that site you are starting from scratch, so if you want to pick and choose which cookies you delete, you can prevent starting from scratch on sites you visit often (like yahoo or excite).
You can set your computer to reject cookies or even prompt you for your approval before it picks the cookie up (this one can get annoying). The options to handling cookies are in your browser’s security options.
Keep in mind that cookies are not dangerous to your computer – they are just a text file BUT (always a but) they can reveal information about yourself… Once a site has gathered your cookie, it does not mean it cannot be shared.
Ya know, I'm really kicking myself in the hiney for not buying a new network card for my laptop. See - then I would be able to sit back in my lazyboy and blog away... course, I might fall asleep.....
Maybe not a good idea after all...
Another Blogathoner: Salamanteri.net
What exactly is a cookie? What’s it for?
Well, my friend, it’s a little round cooked ball of dough, sometimes with peanut butter chips or chocolate chips or nuts but it’s very tasty and more of a sweet treat.
hehehe Just Kiddin’!
A cookie is a text-only string that is saved to the memory of your browser. If the lifetime of this value is set to be longer than the time you spend at that site, then this string is saved to file to your computer for future reference. Some sites use cookies for their shopping carts and then even further to remember what you had in your cart even though you actually left the site. Your login information (when you say save it, it saves it) to a website or anything else where information is to be stored. Even the “My Yahoo” or “My Excite” features to our favorite websites use cookies to store personal information.
Alright, passed the half way mark. I'm feeling good - yeah, feeling good.....
ROCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!
ADRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok... maybe too good :-)
Another Blogathoner: K-Street
Well, my friend, it’s a little round cooked ball of dough, sometimes with peanut butter chips or chocolate chips or nuts but it’s very tasty and more of a sweet treat.
hehehe Just Kiddin’!
A cookie is a text-only string that is saved to the memory of your browser. If the lifetime of this value is set to be longer than the time you spend at that site, then this string is saved to file to your computer for future reference. Some sites use cookies for their shopping carts and then even further to remember what you had in your cart even though you actually left the site. Your login information (when you say save it, it saves it) to a website or anything else where information is to be stored. Even the “My Yahoo” or “My Excite” features to our favorite websites use cookies to store personal information.
Alright, passed the half way mark. I'm feeling good - yeah, feeling good.....
ROCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!
ADRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok... maybe too good :-)
Another Blogathoner: K-Street
When I get an error when I’m browsing the internet, what do they really mean?
Error 400: A bad URL request – possible the site doesn’t exist anymore or you have it entered in the address bar incorrectly. It could also be the server has no idea what you requested or you are not in the access group.
Error 401: You tried to go somewhere you aren’t allowed – no entry allowed.
Error 403: Forbidden like the dance. Either you don’t have access or you are on a PC where the server has been blocked from your domain. A lot of work places use this for porn, gaming and other no-no sites.
Error 404: The page you were looking for doesn’t exist on the server. More than likely the page address has been changed.
Error 500: This is the infamous Internal Error. More than likely it’s a CGI scripting error and you filled out a form and it just didn’t work.
Error 503: Server is Unavailable. It’s possible that the server is having too much traffic or something else could be wrong.
Now, with these errors, take heed that many times, if you hit the refresh button it might work. You have a good chance of it working at least. Never hurts to try again. Also, especially with those where the server cannot find the page, check the URL then hit refresh again.
I am feeling the need to take a picture of something, but I'm not sure what yet. Any suggestions?
We have made the half way mark - woo hoo! I found a little ditty on another blogathoner's site and took the test - 50-50 shot at finishing this thing out. Come on - need around 8 more questions so I can finish thing thing themed..... you know you want to ask me something - serious or not, just ask - miss_helpdesk@yahoo.com
Another Blogathoner: Livin' Nappy
Error 400: A bad URL request – possible the site doesn’t exist anymore or you have it entered in the address bar incorrectly. It could also be the server has no idea what you requested or you are not in the access group.
Error 401: You tried to go somewhere you aren’t allowed – no entry allowed.
Error 403: Forbidden like the dance. Either you don’t have access or you are on a PC where the server has been blocked from your domain. A lot of work places use this for porn, gaming and other no-no sites.
Error 404: The page you were looking for doesn’t exist on the server. More than likely the page address has been changed.
Error 500: This is the infamous Internal Error. More than likely it’s a CGI scripting error and you filled out a form and it just didn’t work.
Error 503: Server is Unavailable. It’s possible that the server is having too much traffic or something else could be wrong.
Now, with these errors, take heed that many times, if you hit the refresh button it might work. You have a good chance of it working at least. Never hurts to try again. Also, especially with those where the server cannot find the page, check the URL then hit refresh again.
I am feeling the need to take a picture of something, but I'm not sure what yet. Any suggestions?
We have made the half way mark - woo hoo! I found a little ditty on another blogathoner's site and took the test - 50-50 shot at finishing this thing out. Come on - need around 8 more questions so I can finish thing thing themed..... you know you want to ask me something - serious or not, just ask - miss_helpdesk@yahoo.com
Another Blogathoner: Livin' Nappy
I've posted a new entry to my online blog, but it's not showing up on the main blog. It does show up in the Archives list and on its own archives entry page, but not the main blog. Do you have any idea what may be going on?!
Many times the blogging server will glitch and you will need to republish the entire site. Showing that the archive is picking up but not the main means something is going on with the “publish latest” feature many blogging providers have. Try republishing the entire site and see if that doesn’t work.
My shoulders are getting achey but I have a lot more research to do for some other questions that have come in. If you have a computer question you'd like answered, I have a few more slots open. Email me at miss_helpdesk@yahoo.com
Another Blogathoner: Think Pink
Many times the blogging server will glitch and you will need to republish the entire site. Showing that the archive is picking up but not the main means something is going on with the “publish latest” feature many blogging providers have. Try republishing the entire site and see if that doesn’t work.
My shoulders are getting achey but I have a lot more research to do for some other questions that have come in. If you have a computer question you'd like answered, I have a few more slots open. Email me at miss_helpdesk@yahoo.com
Another Blogathoner: Think Pink
I want to pick up some speed on my computer but I don’t want to reformat or reinstall everything. Is there anything I can do?
Absolutely. Try deleting all your temp files as well as removing any unwanted programs. Another issue might be your System Tray. Pretty much every application you install now wants to put something in your system tray. The issue here is that means you will have an application running in the background and you guessed it, it’s going to be absorbing a lot of your system resources which will directly affect the performance of your computer.
Your best bet with the system tray is to disable all unnecessary applications. Usually a good right click will take care of that.
The last step would be to do a disk defragmentation on your computer. You can do this by going to START / RUN and typing in defrag.
Another Blogathoner: wizbang!
Absolutely. Try deleting all your temp files as well as removing any unwanted programs. Another issue might be your System Tray. Pretty much every application you install now wants to put something in your system tray. The issue here is that means you will have an application running in the background and you guessed it, it’s going to be absorbing a lot of your system resources which will directly affect the performance of your computer.
Your best bet with the system tray is to disable all unnecessary applications. Usually a good right click will take care of that.
The last step would be to do a disk defragmentation on your computer. You can do this by going to START / RUN and typing in defrag.
Another Blogathoner: wizbang!
I saw an ad on TV for print cartridge refills? Do they work?
Sure they work but I would not suggest using them. I know many people do use them and have had no problems, but the ink nozzle in a cartridge is not meant to be used over and over and over like that – it has a life span. Some printers do not have the ink nozzle in the cartridge so maybe they are ok, but why take the chance?
When you use a refill kit, you have now begun to take a risk at losing the print quality your printer was bought for.
A Healthy Choice meal is sitting in front of me - half eaten. Boy, the microwave can be brutal to the pallette!
Another Blogathoner: Oxymoronic
Sure they work but I would not suggest using them. I know many people do use them and have had no problems, but the ink nozzle in a cartridge is not meant to be used over and over and over like that – it has a life span. Some printers do not have the ink nozzle in the cartridge so maybe they are ok, but why take the chance?
When you use a refill kit, you have now begun to take a risk at losing the print quality your printer was bought for.
A Healthy Choice meal is sitting in front of me - half eaten. Boy, the microwave can be brutal to the pallette!
Another Blogathoner: Oxymoronic
I am tired of using so many color ink cartridges when printing from the web. How can I get it to be black and white?
When you go to print a website, go to FILE / PRINT. When the print screen comes up, then look for a feature called GREYSCALE – that’s what you want. Check it (or select it from a drop down, depending on your printer and it’s software) then you should get black and white.
My whole one bowl of oatmeal and "so-so" Diet Dr. Pepper are beginning to wear off. Any suggestions on what to eat? pizza? chocolate? hmmmmm
When you go to print a website, go to FILE / PRINT. When the print screen comes up, then look for a feature called GREYSCALE – that’s what you want. Check it (or select it from a drop down, depending on your printer and it’s software) then you should get black and white.
My whole one bowl of oatmeal and "so-so" Diet Dr. Pepper are beginning to wear off. Any suggestions on what to eat? pizza? chocolate? hmmmmm
Should I leave my computer on all the time or shut it off?
Both ways have their own positives and both have negatives:
Leaving it on means that your electronic components inside will last a little longer. They will not be constantly heating up and cooling down with shutdown. You won’t get any power spikes when you initially boot up and it’s so convenient to sit down and start using your computer rather than having to sit through the boot up process.
Turning it off will save on your electric bill - of course it will, which is one big plus for turning it off after you are done using it. Turning it off will also prevent dust being sucked into the system and the less dust means the less heat which means that your PC will last longer.
So - pick what you think is best. The best practice is probably to just leave it on during the day and turn it off at night before bed. Then you are saving a bit on your electric bill but you also get the convenience and the less wear and tear on your computer.
With leaving your PC on, you will need to clean it out every once in a while (refer back to dust issue).
What do I do - I leave it on.
Another Blogathoner: NiMirial
Both ways have their own positives and both have negatives:
Leaving it on means that your electronic components inside will last a little longer. They will not be constantly heating up and cooling down with shutdown. You won’t get any power spikes when you initially boot up and it’s so convenient to sit down and start using your computer rather than having to sit through the boot up process.
Turning it off will save on your electric bill - of course it will, which is one big plus for turning it off after you are done using it. Turning it off will also prevent dust being sucked into the system and the less dust means the less heat which means that your PC will last longer.
So - pick what you think is best. The best practice is probably to just leave it on during the day and turn it off at night before bed. Then you are saving a bit on your electric bill but you also get the convenience and the less wear and tear on your computer.
With leaving your PC on, you will need to clean it out every once in a while (refer back to dust issue).
What do I do - I leave it on.
Another Blogathoner: NiMirial
My computer is making a rattling sound when I start it up, but it eventually stops. Any ideas?
More than likely, you have two fans in your computer (the CPU part, not the monitor, keyboard or mouse or even the printer hehehe). One is a CPU fan and the other is a power supply fan. If it’s the CPU fan you will want to have it replaced immediately cuz when it goes out, your computer is a goner. Your power supply fan can rattle for a long time and never really go bad. I don’t suggest never changing it out because eventually you will need to, but it’s not as urgent as the CPU fan.
A tired person's version of Jurassic Park
Another Blogathoner: Eszter's Blog
More than likely, you have two fans in your computer (the CPU part, not the monitor, keyboard or mouse or even the printer hehehe). One is a CPU fan and the other is a power supply fan. If it’s the CPU fan you will want to have it replaced immediately cuz when it goes out, your computer is a goner. Your power supply fan can rattle for a long time and never really go bad. I don’t suggest never changing it out because eventually you will need to, but it’s not as urgent as the CPU fan.
A tired person's version of Jurassic Park
I found this image online in a search for an answer to another question, thought it was funny.
Another Blogathoner: Eszter's Blog
I would like to be able to search a website but they don’t have a search box. Any suggestions on how to find what I need on the site without trying to find it on each page?
One suggestion – quit. Hehehe Just kidding, if the site has registered with Alta Vista, then you might be lucky.
Go to Alta Vista and in their search box type host: (yes, there is a colon at the end of that)
Do not leave a space. Type in the basic URL you are wanting to search. For me it would be hdhumor.blogspot.com
Put a space and then a + sign followed by what you are searching for. Now your entire search line should look like the following:
host:hdhumor.blogspot.com +silliness
If they are registered at Alta Vista, you should get something back provided they have that information.
I want to personally thank Lori at BlueWolfSpirit.com for helping me with my images. Free photo servers aren't as reliable as we'd like - she is keeping the photos for HD Humor up and running for the blogathon... THANKS LORI!
Another Blogathoner: Simply Girly
One suggestion – quit. Hehehe Just kidding, if the site has registered with Alta Vista, then you might be lucky.
Go to Alta Vista and in their search box type host: (yes, there is a colon at the end of that)
Do not leave a space. Type in the basic URL you are wanting to search. For me it would be hdhumor.blogspot.com
Put a space and then a + sign followed by what you are searching for. Now your entire search line should look like the following:
host:hdhumor.blogspot.com +silliness
If they are registered at Alta Vista, you should get something back provided they have that information.
I want to personally thank Lori at BlueWolfSpirit.com for helping me with my images. Free photo servers aren't as reliable as we'd like - she is keeping the photos for HD Humor up and running for the blogathon... THANKS LORI!
Another Blogathoner: Simply Girly
I am getting a lot of popup ads and I’ve already tried several popup blockers. What else can I do?
You might want to try loading a program called SpyBot – it removes spyware from your PC and you will be surprised at how much this will cut back on your popup ads, if not all of them. Another program, which can be downloaded at download.com as a free demo version is Ad-Aware 6.0
Another Blogathoner: Jen
You might want to try loading a program called SpyBot – it removes spyware from your PC and you will be surprised at how much this will cut back on your popup ads, if not all of them. Another program, which can be downloaded at download.com as a free demo version is Ad-Aware 6.0
Another Blogathoner: Jen
Using HTML, how do I make an image show up without linking it to anything?
Easy task, instead of using the a href function for the HTML tag, use img src to replace it. This will give you an image.
Well, not 2 minutes after the man being up I have had a soda spilled all over my desk and down my leg. Ahhhhh Gotta love it. *shaking head* So much for that shower.
Another Blogathoner: Five for Friday
Easy task, instead of using the a href function for the HTML tag, use img src to replace it. This will give you an image.
Well, not 2 minutes after the man being up I have had a soda spilled all over my desk and down my leg. Ahhhhh Gotta love it. *shaking head* So much for that shower.
Another Blogathoner: Five for Friday
The last program I put on my puter was Norton Systemworks, without the virus protection - because I understood it would conflict with AVG and I prefer AVG. That was a few days ago. Now, when I am in AOL or in Photoshop (those are just the two I've been working in) ... I freeze up. Can't move. Have to cut the power to shut down. When it starts back up, scan disk comes on -- but it refuses to finish scanning. I get an error message, "Scandisk has restarted 10 times because Windows or another program is writing to the drive ....". I then cancel and it goes on into everything. I removed the Norton, but that didn't help. (Norton's disk doctor refused to work as well. Kept getting stuck.) So, obviously something is wrong.
How do I find out what and get it fixed? I just reformatted the hard drive last weekend and started from scratch again. Things seem to work fine, it's just that I spend a lot of time freezing, losing what I was working on up to a point, and restarting. (Yes, I save often, but sometimes I forget and have a lot to redo.)
You will have to turn off your virus scanning softwares and run scandisk from the start menu. You can do this by going to START / RUN and then in the box type scandisk and hit enter. This should run your scandisk. Also, make sure you have disabled all running applications as well as your screensaver. This should make it not restart 10 times (and yes, I’ve gotten that a few times in my last 5 years in the industry).
Now you have ran scandisk successfully, you will want to make sure that Norton has uninstalled itself completely. Check the obvious in going to START / SETTINGS / CONTROL PANEL and then choose the Add/Remove Programs icon. Scroll the list and look for the Norton – if it is there, uninstall it. Now you might get an error stating some files are missing because you tried to remove it before, but you might get lucky. If that is the case, you will want to go to your explorer and look for the Norton folder and delete it. With all of this, you might want to reinstall the AVG.
How do I find out what and get it fixed? I just reformatted the hard drive last weekend and started from scratch again. Things seem to work fine, it's just that I spend a lot of time freezing, losing what I was working on up to a point, and restarting. (Yes, I save often, but sometimes I forget and have a lot to redo.)
You will have to turn off your virus scanning softwares and run scandisk from the start menu. You can do this by going to START / RUN and then in the box type scandisk and hit enter. This should run your scandisk. Also, make sure you have disabled all running applications as well as your screensaver. This should make it not restart 10 times (and yes, I’ve gotten that a few times in my last 5 years in the industry).
Now you have ran scandisk successfully, you will want to make sure that Norton has uninstalled itself completely. Check the obvious in going to START / SETTINGS / CONTROL PANEL and then choose the Add/Remove Programs icon. Scroll the list and look for the Norton – if it is there, uninstall it. Now you might get an error stating some files are missing because you tried to remove it before, but you might get lucky. If that is the case, you will want to go to your explorer and look for the Norton folder and delete it. With all of this, you might want to reinstall the AVG.
What does FTP stand for?
File Transfer Protocol
Want some info on this? You are going to get it anyway – (laughing)
An FTP program helps you transfer files from your local drive to the internet easily – or at least it should be easily. Need an FTP? There is a free trial version of a great software for FTPing that I use at http://www.internet-soft.com called the FTP File Commander. Love it.
It's amazing what one will put on their face/up their nose for a laugh.
File Transfer Protocol
Want some info on this? You are going to get it anyway – (laughing)
An FTP program helps you transfer files from your local drive to the internet easily – or at least it should be easily. Need an FTP? There is a free trial version of a great software for FTPing that I use at http://www.internet-soft.com called the FTP File Commander. Love it.
It's amazing what one will put on their face/up their nose for a laugh.
Is there a faster way to copy and paste something without having to do all the clicking?
Absolutely! There are several different ways to copy and paste. First method would be to highlight the text you wish to copy, click EDIT / COPY at the top (or CUT If you want to delete it but put it on your clipboard) and then move your cursor where you want it to appear and click EDIT / PASTE.
OR you can can click the scissors button at the top of your window to cut (the little two pieces of paper next to it is copy) and then click the little clipboard button to paste.
But the easiest of ways is using your keyboard. Highlight the item you want to copy, press Ctrl-C to copy (both buttons at the same time – don’t ask) and to paste you will do the same only with Ctrl-V
One more way, since you are already on your mouse on the text you want to copy, highlight the text and right mouse click (the odd click, ya know, lefties use mice too!). From that menu you will also have the cut/copy/paste options.
Nothing happening here - I'm still awake and still blogging. Might pick up the living room or do some dishes real quick.... until the 2:30 slot.
Any suggestions as to what I can do between blogs? Anyone?
Absolutely! There are several different ways to copy and paste. First method would be to highlight the text you wish to copy, click EDIT / COPY at the top (or CUT If you want to delete it but put it on your clipboard) and then move your cursor where you want it to appear and click EDIT / PASTE.
OR you can can click the scissors button at the top of your window to cut (the little two pieces of paper next to it is copy) and then click the little clipboard button to paste.
But the easiest of ways is using your keyboard. Highlight the item you want to copy, press Ctrl-C to copy (both buttons at the same time – don’t ask) and to paste you will do the same only with Ctrl-V
One more way, since you are already on your mouse on the text you want to copy, highlight the text and right mouse click (the odd click, ya know, lefties use mice too!). From that menu you will also have the cut/copy/paste options.
Nothing happening here - I'm still awake and still blogging. Might pick up the living room or do some dishes real quick.... until the 2:30 slot.
Any suggestions as to what I can do between blogs? Anyone?
I have a Microsoft Word Document that I pasted a table into, the table hangs off the side of the page. How can I make this one page print on legal paper and leave the others are regular plain paper?
In Microsoft Word, you can change the layout of one page at a time. You will want to click on the page that you want to become landscape and go to FILE / PAGE SETUP. You will see tabs across the top of the page as well as a white sheet of paper (or a picture of one) and under that picture, a drop down box that says “Whole Document.” Click on that drop down box and select FROM THIS POINT FORWARD. Make your changes as you want that one page to appear as.
Next step, you will need to go to the next page and then do the same thing, only setting it FROM THIS POINT FORWARD with the settings of the first part of your document.
No, I have never had Diet Dr. Pepper before and with my endeavors at working out regularly and weight watchers, I figured I'd give it a try. Here is my before and after the taste.
Ok, must admit, was not impressed. It doesn't taste like the "real" Dr. Pepper, but it's doable. Not as bad as some of the other "unleadeds."
In Microsoft Word, you can change the layout of one page at a time. You will want to click on the page that you want to become landscape and go to FILE / PAGE SETUP. You will see tabs across the top of the page as well as a white sheet of paper (or a picture of one) and under that picture, a drop down box that says “Whole Document.” Click on that drop down box and select FROM THIS POINT FORWARD. Make your changes as you want that one page to appear as.
Next step, you will need to go to the next page and then do the same thing, only setting it FROM THIS POINT FORWARD with the settings of the first part of your document.
No, I have never had Diet Dr. Pepper before and with my endeavors at working out regularly and weight watchers, I figured I'd give it a try. Here is my before and after the taste.
Ok, must admit, was not impressed. It doesn't taste like the "real" Dr. Pepper, but it's doable. Not as bad as some of the other "unleadeds."
A long time ago I made a "rescue disk" -- but I don't recall how I did it. I made it on a floppy. Can it be made on a CD, too? I'd like both - or even a Zip. Where do I go to make one?
Yes, you can make them on anything – it’s a boot diskette so in the instance you are not able to boot your computer from the harddrive, you can put the disk in and be able to run the boot from the disk. You can make them using a zip drive – any drive should be able to hold an external disk with the rescue files on them.
Most applications, like MacAfee, have a function to make a rescue disk.
You can make them yourself by copying the autoexec.bat and the config.sys files to a disk – but of course, using an application’s functionality is always easier.
Do a search online for your software followed by rescue disk (ie Norton rescue disk)
I took a shower - aren't you all so happy? not much of an improvement but trust me, I feel better :-)
Yes, you can make them on anything – it’s a boot diskette so in the instance you are not able to boot your computer from the harddrive, you can put the disk in and be able to run the boot from the disk. You can make them using a zip drive – any drive should be able to hold an external disk with the rescue files on them.
Most applications, like MacAfee, have a function to make a rescue disk.
You can make them yourself by copying the autoexec.bat and the config.sys files to a disk – but of course, using an application’s functionality is always easier.
Do a search online for your software followed by rescue disk (ie Norton rescue disk)
I took a shower - aren't you all so happy? not much of an improvement but trust me, I feel better :-)
I need a USB hub desperately but they cost quite a bit. However, I found one at Big Lots for $15. Is this equal to the bigshot $30 ones at Wal-mart or will it be just as good? Seems like the ones at Wal-mart mention 2.0 something and the ones at Big Lots don't mention any such numbers. Do you think the cheaper one will be just as good?
I see no reason why it would not be just as good as a Walmart brand hub. Most products sold at Big Lots are name brand without the name so it should not be an issue, and you also have to consider, if it doesn’t work, just take it back.
Still no photo site.....
please stand by -
I see no reason why it would not be just as good as a Walmart brand hub. Most products sold at Big Lots are name brand without the name so it should not be an issue, and you also have to consider, if it doesn’t work, just take it back.
Still no photo site.....
please stand by -
I use ME and many times my ‘puter refuses to shut down.just hangs there, so I have to turn the power off. Today, that scan thing that comes on at startup kept stalling so I cancelled it (surprised me it would cancel) and it went on in to Windows. Is my scan broken? Why did it stall and how can I fix it?
In addition - so you'll know - the last thing I did today was install Norton SystemWorks -- without the virus scan. I use AVG and read somewhere that they conflict and I prefer AVG. Would this have anything to do with the scan thing not working properly? This is a Systemworks from 2001 and the newest I have -- or will have for a while.
I highly doubt the scandisk functionality has broken. I do not use Norton or AVG so I cannot say if they will affect the way your computer scans – try running the scandisk via the START / RUN in windows. In the box type scandisk.
I have more pics - like my first drink of Diet Dr. Pepper and my reaction (oh yea, you are all on the edge of your seats now, eh? As well as my after shower picture - did it help my 9 am faux pas of a pic? Stay tuned!
In addition - so you'll know - the last thing I did today was install Norton SystemWorks -- without the virus scan. I use AVG and read somewhere that they conflict and I prefer AVG. Would this have anything to do with the scan thing not working properly? This is a Systemworks from 2001 and the newest I have -- or will have for a while.
I highly doubt the scandisk functionality has broken. I do not use Norton or AVG so I cannot say if they will affect the way your computer scans – try running the scandisk via the START / RUN in windows. In the box type scandisk.
I have more pics - like my first drink of Diet Dr. Pepper and my reaction (oh yea, you are all on the edge of your seats now, eh? As well as my after shower picture - did it help my 9 am faux pas of a pic? Stay tuned!
My daughter puts in a CD and leaves it open, puts on, say, a few pix to transfer from one ‘puter to another. Then, when she wants to add something else to it later on, whatever she puts on erases what she already had on it. Is this right? We are NOT talking re-writable CDs here, just regular ole CDs.
Yes, this is right – it is my understanding that only CD-RWs are able to allow you to re-open the burning session and add more files. The regular CDs will erase what was there and start over.
Oatmeal time!
Yes, this is right – it is my understanding that only CD-RWs are able to allow you to re-open the burning session and add more files. The regular CDs will erase what was there and start over.
Oatmeal time!
When I burn a CD, I make sure I have a lot on it, then I close it and it's done. Sometimes it doesn't want to work on the same computer that made it. It gets stuck and the paperclip remedy won't work. I have to actually shut down, then as it shuts down, push the button and it'll come on out. This problem is only with CDs I've made myself. Can I fix this somehow?
I am not sure how this could be fixed nor how the drive would be able to identify your homemade disks from a professionally burned CD (ie a music CD or an application you have purchased).
The idea of it not working on the computer you made it on deals with how you are closing out the disk. Are you making it readable by most or are you just closing it out and leaving it as an open burn session? Your best bet might be to burn the CD, completely close the session and make it so you can read it in most drives.
No picture updates but I haven't eaten, my hair is still a mess and my face still needs washed. LOL
BUT I'M AWAKE!
I am not sure how this could be fixed nor how the drive would be able to identify your homemade disks from a professionally burned CD (ie a music CD or an application you have purchased).
The idea of it not working on the computer you made it on deals with how you are closing out the disk. Are you making it readable by most or are you just closing it out and leaving it as an open burn session? Your best bet might be to burn the CD, completely close the session and make it so you can read it in most drives.
No picture updates but I haven't eaten, my hair is still a mess and my face still needs washed. LOL
BUT I'M AWAKE!
The floppy drive and the CD drive do not seem to work on my laptop. Just had a new CD drive put in before the warranty ran out last year, but hadn't been using it. Can't afford to have it looked at, so is there anything I can try to fix it myself? I did buy a jumpdrive to use so I can save things to that, then transfer to a desktop, but it would be nice if the other two did their part!
(again, more help from my friend HF)
OK, this seems to be a Windows ’98 problem. It sounds like the software, not the hardware. They may not have been activated in Bios therefore, not operational. Since you changed the drive, the mother board is going to look for the old one. It cannot find it on the computer and it will not search for a new one. You are going to have to force it to look for the new drive.
Can we say little girls room?
(again, more help from my friend HF)
OK, this seems to be a Windows ’98 problem. It sounds like the software, not the hardware. They may not have been activated in Bios therefore, not operational. Since you changed the drive, the mother board is going to look for the old one. It cannot find it on the computer and it will not search for a new one. You are going to have to force it to look for the new drive.
Can we say little girls room?
What's the stupidest tech support call you've ever gotten?
I am not sure I can even pinpoint this one. There are some pretty good ones. I'd say the worst are when you ask them if they rebooted and they swear to God and everybody that they have and when you get down there, you reboot the computer and it's fine. They make out like you are some sort of miracle worker because when they did it, it didn't work.
Or the calls where you turn stuff on.
Or where people are hitting their computer with stuff.
Or where they swear it's out to get them.
Tough call.
Remember, questions to miss_helpdesk@yahoo.com
Well, got the teeth brushed..... now, hmmmm maybe wash my face so I'm not so "shiny"... yeah, probably a good thing, eh?
I am not sure I can even pinpoint this one. There are some pretty good ones. I'd say the worst are when you ask them if they rebooted and they swear to God and everybody that they have and when you get down there, you reboot the computer and it's fine. They make out like you are some sort of miracle worker because when they did it, it didn't work.
Or the calls where you turn stuff on.
Or where people are hitting their computer with stuff.
Or where they swear it's out to get them.
Tough call.
Remember, questions to miss_helpdesk@yahoo.com
Well, got the teeth brushed..... now, hmmmm maybe wash my face so I'm not so "shiny"... yeah, probably a good thing, eh?
I have a Windows 98 computer (HP) and Windows 98 Laptop (Compaq) .. and the one I use most is a Windows ME (HP Pavilion) ... if I am willing to totally reformat, can I reformat the 98's using the ME disks to make the 98's into ME?
You should have no problem in doing this; however, make sure your license agreement specifies that using it on other computers that are your own is ok. If you do run into any problems, make sure you have you 98 disks to back you up or create a backup of each PC before you start the OS upgrade.
Just note the same picture below - still nothing... not even breakfast.
You should have no problem in doing this; however, make sure your license agreement specifies that using it on other computers that are your own is ok. If you do run into any problems, make sure you have you 98 disks to back you up or create a backup of each PC before you start the OS upgrade.
Just note the same picture below - still nothing... not even breakfast.
Why do they hire such incompetent people at the retail computer
stores? I went into a store this weekend looking for a Belkin Bluetooth USB
adaptor and they kept trying to sell me an offbrand one. Funnier that they
couldn't look anything up in their store database to order it for me, either,
because the database was not Boolean-enabled.
Now, this does not speak for all people working at retail computer stores because there are some knowledgeable folks out there – of course, like you, I usually am not lucky enough to find them. Think about it –
college kids majoring in computer science or something of the like=parties and studying
college graduate with focus in computer science field or something close=not working for commission at a retail store peddlin’ the ‘wares
high school students who think they know it all=I have lots of time to go work for retail to work my way to getting a car
Yup – the most qualified individuals will not be donating their time to a retail computer store.
Miss HD is going to be brave - I'm going to post a picture (and yes these are terrible) of me throughout the blog. Note - I generally look better than this.... and I'll post my status of the picture.
Again, questions to miss_helpdesk@yahoo.com
It's a rough start - woke up at 8.05 and should have had first blog already up - got it up quickly. Still haven't brushed my hair or my teeth.
stores? I went into a store this weekend looking for a Belkin Bluetooth USB
adaptor and they kept trying to sell me an offbrand one. Funnier that they
couldn't look anything up in their store database to order it for me, either,
because the database was not Boolean-enabled.
Now, this does not speak for all people working at retail computer stores because there are some knowledgeable folks out there – of course, like you, I usually am not lucky enough to find them. Think about it –
college kids majoring in computer science or something of the like=parties and studying
college graduate with focus in computer science field or something close=not working for commission at a retail store peddlin’ the ‘wares
high school students who think they know it all=I have lots of time to go work for retail to work my way to getting a car
Yup – the most qualified individuals will not be donating their time to a retail computer store.
Miss HD is going to be brave - I'm going to post a picture (and yes these are terrible) of me throughout the blog. Note - I generally look better than this.... and I'll post my status of the picture.
Again, questions to miss_helpdesk@yahoo.com
It's a rough start - woke up at 8.05 and should have had first blog already up - got it up quickly. Still haven't brushed my hair or my teeth.
Can there be too many USB devices attached to your computer using
multiple hubs?
This was answered by Miss HDs friend - HF... thanks man!
It all depends on your memory and your processor; the more devices that you have attached to your PC the more it will make it work. So the answer is yes, you can have as many as possible but basically, if you have three camcorders hooked up and you are trying to download the video from all of them, you are going to notice a slow down so do one at a time. Don’t blow your motherboard – be nice (or get a faster CPU)
*appended to original blogathon answer*
Another friend of mine pointed out that in theory, the max is 127 but you can safely get up to 64 - anything beyond that you are risking motherboard meltdown.
The idea that you can have as many as you want is more so that a normal home computer using individual would not need anywhere need 64.
Remember - get your questions answered by Miss HD in the next 24 hours! Email her at miss_helpdesk@yahoo.com
multiple hubs?
This was answered by Miss HDs friend - HF... thanks man!
It all depends on your memory and your processor; the more devices that you have attached to your PC the more it will make it work. So the answer is yes, you can have as many as possible but basically, if you have three camcorders hooked up and you are trying to download the video from all of them, you are going to notice a slow down so do one at a time. Don’t blow your motherboard – be nice (or get a faster CPU)
*appended to original blogathon answer*
Another friend of mine pointed out that in theory, the max is 127 but you can safely get up to 64 - anything beyond that you are risking motherboard meltdown.
The idea that you can have as many as you want is more so that a normal home computer using individual would not need anywhere need 64.
Remember - get your questions answered by Miss HD in the next 24 hours! Email her at miss_helpdesk@yahoo.com
Let the Bloggin Begin
errrr husbands! supposed to wake me up!
ok.. first question
If I use a re-writable CD, either open or close (do I close it?), will it work on my other computers? And if not, is there a certain way I can program it to do so?
With most CD-RWs and the software you will be able to close the session but mark the disk as being able to be re-written to in the future. To do this, when in explorer, just right click on the CD disk drive (with the CD in, of course) and select “Make Writable” from the menu option. This should open up the burn session again and allow you to add data to the disk.
ok.. first question
If I use a re-writable CD, either open or close (do I close it?), will it work on my other computers? And if not, is there a certain way I can program it to do so?
With most CD-RWs and the software you will be able to close the session but mark the disk as being able to be re-written to in the future. To do this, when in explorer, just right click on the CD disk drive (with the CD in, of course) and select “Make Writable” from the menu option. This should open up the burn session again and allow you to add data to the disk.
Wednesday, July 23, 2003
To My Face...
Today, I was helping someone and was told "I need your help on this, I need you to understand the words that will be coming out of my mouth because I don't - I just wrote them down."
hmmmmm - what is wrong with this picture?
Ask Now... pay later? HA HA HA
For some reason in the last week I have become a home PC repairman - I don't know how or who put out the memo, but I have. I have one virus, one "I need to restore back to master but don't have a disk" and one general cleanup. Who put the sign on my back?
What's funny is my family uses me for the same purposes - some are more upfront than others. Now, don't get me wrong, I don't mind helping my family, but my in-laws try to guise it as something else. One time, my step-mother-in-law called and invited us to dinner - steak even. Yummy! What happens - Miss HD gets to the house and is grabbed instanly upon entering the house and led to the back to fix a printer.
I need to find the person that put out that memo...... soon.
Blogathon Update...
I GOT A SPONSOR! One is better than none - but by all means the Assoc. for International Cancer Research would love for me to have more than one sponsor! You can sponsor me by clicking on the link on the right side of the screen. You can sponsor per post or just a one lump sum. I'd appreciate and so would all cancer patients of the world.
Also - Miss HD is looking for material to keep her busy the entire time she is awake this weekend coming up... So, email questions or things you'd like to see posted during the blogathon. I'll answer them to the best of my ability and will do all the research for you :-) Now, these can't be urgent questions and no, you cannot ask if I will come visit your house and fix your computer!
What's the addy you ask: miss_helpdesk@yahoo.com
I'll be looking forward to your questions!
Today, I was helping someone and was told "I need your help on this, I need you to understand the words that will be coming out of my mouth because I don't - I just wrote them down."
hmmmmm - what is wrong with this picture?
Ask Now... pay later? HA HA HA
For some reason in the last week I have become a home PC repairman - I don't know how or who put out the memo, but I have. I have one virus, one "I need to restore back to master but don't have a disk" and one general cleanup. Who put the sign on my back?
What's funny is my family uses me for the same purposes - some are more upfront than others. Now, don't get me wrong, I don't mind helping my family, but my in-laws try to guise it as something else. One time, my step-mother-in-law called and invited us to dinner - steak even. Yummy! What happens - Miss HD gets to the house and is grabbed instanly upon entering the house and led to the back to fix a printer.
I need to find the person that put out that memo...... soon.
Blogathon Update...
I GOT A SPONSOR! One is better than none - but by all means the Assoc. for International Cancer Research would love for me to have more than one sponsor! You can sponsor me by clicking on the link on the right side of the screen. You can sponsor per post or just a one lump sum. I'd appreciate and so would all cancer patients of the world.
Also - Miss HD is looking for material to keep her busy the entire time she is awake this weekend coming up... So, email questions or things you'd like to see posted during the blogathon. I'll answer them to the best of my ability and will do all the research for you :-) Now, these can't be urgent questions and no, you cannot ask if I will come visit your house and fix your computer!
What's the addy you ask: miss_helpdesk@yahoo.com
I'll be looking forward to your questions!
