Help Desk Humor

Wednesday, July 16, 2003

Alone.... all alone
(spent the day moving, no HD humor today)

Well.. I am in my own office - and yes, it is turning quite the number of heads. Miss HD is not quite sure how to handle all the attention. People walk by and strain their necks out trying to see me at my desk. I'm sure it's a sight to behold, that is why they are doing it, right? Never mind the angry sneer or the rumbly whispers I hear as they walk by in troops to see me.

ahhhh - it's good to be a zoo animal.

¶ 4:20 PM

Tuesday, July 15, 2003

Elbow Room
Well, it appears that Cute Coworker and I will no longer be conjoined at the hip - that's ok but then again, I'm going to miss being in the same room with her.

Oh - why you ask... I got my own office today. It's smaller, but then - that's ok. No threat of having to share with someone in the future - which outways the size of the office all together.

lol

soooooo the next time I blog, I should be doing it in my own office.

¶ 1:35 PM

Monday, July 14, 2003

Plug Me In, Scottie
Well, this happened friday. later - almost time to go home.

I was sitting here, in a spreadsheet (big surprise) and got the call. User was having trouble getting around in *** system. She said she could toggle window to window and all was ok. I told her to reboot and I'd be down. I get down there and the screen says keyboard error.

Laughing, I say "did you do any massive thrashing around or kicking?" She said no, it was not unplugged. She checked. I came back to my office, grabbed a keyboard and went back downstairs. I got down there and she was on her knees under the desk with a bright red face.

"Uh, Miss HD, it was unplugged."

Alrighty - why didn't she just tell me she didn't know - save me the trip back upstairs and her the embarrassment of being caught in a fib? People are kooky!

¶ 8:38 AM